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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Saturdays at 11:00am and Sundays at 2:00pm

Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! is NPR's weekly hour-long quiz program. Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up.

Lose the lightning fill-in-the-blank round on Saturday? No worries!  There's a second chance to hear Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! every weekend -- Sundays at 2 p.m.

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Panel Questions

"Bleak Appointment," "Miss Dromedary 2018," "Cranky Old Teenager"

Bluff The Listener

Our panelists read three stories about a former kids TV star doing something new, only one of which is true.

Prediction

Our panelists predict, now after Hawaii, what will be the next big false alarm to freak everyone out.

Limericks

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: No More Tears, Same Bad Breath Fluffy Sniffy and Gravy Wallbanger.

Bluff The Listener

Our panelists read three stories about someone elsewhere in the world having a unique immigration problem, only one of which is true.

Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: "President's fitness challenge," "Shutdown Town" and "Hawaii Def-con 5-0." e