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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Saturdays at 11:00am and Sundays at 2:00pm

Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! is NPR's weekly hour-long quiz program. Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up.

Lose the lightning fill-in-the-blank round on Saturday? No worries!  There's a second chance to hear Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! every weekend -- Sundays at 2 p.m.

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Limericks

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: Dry Suit, Hold the Phone and Puppy Talk so-bidi-theme.

Bluff The Listener

Our panelists read three stories about a Scotland Yard investigation unlike any other, only one of which is true.

Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: "Stormy Weather," "Trumpsy-Turvey," and "The Botchelor."

Limericks

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: Crest With Chianti; Magic Mike AARP and Baby Brewski .

Bluff The Listener:

Our panelists read three stories about a film currently in production that's sure to win next year's Academy Award for Best Picture, only one of which is true.

Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: "White Flight," "That's What Xi Said" and "Puppy Love."