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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Saturdays at 11:00am and Sundays at 2:00pm

Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! is NPR's weekly hour-long quiz program. Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up.

Lose the lightning fill-in-the-blank round on Saturday? No worries!  There's a second chance to hear Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! every weekend -- Sundays at 2 p.m.

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Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: "Putin' on the Trump," "Two-Facedbook" and "Running for Office in Manolo Blaniks."

Limericks

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: Lager Lunge, Kissing Cousins, and Enchanted With The Boss.

Bluff The Listener

Our panelists read three stories about a blockbuster movie causing a problem beyond just being terrible, only one of which is true.

Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: "And You're Fired," "Kids Protest The Darnedest Things" and "Amazon-dot-drunk."

Prediction

Our panelists predict what will be the next embarrassing way a White House staffer finds out they're fired.

Prediction

Our panelists predict, after the debacle on The Bachelor, what'll be the next big reality show scandal.