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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Saturdays at 11:00am and Sundays at 2:00pm

Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! is NPR's weekly hour-long quiz program. Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up.

Lose the lightning fill-in-the-blank round on Saturday? No worries!  There's a second chance to hear Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! every weekend -- Sundays at 2 p.m.

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Limericks

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: "Uber EMS," "Rocky Roadkill" and "Acne IQ."

Panel Questions

Take Two Nukes and Call Me in the Morning; The Friends Finale.

Bluff The Listener

Our panelists read three stories about parties gone awry, only one of which is true.

Who's Bill This Time

"The Text is Coming From Inside the White House!" "The Brett Files" and "PSL Season is Here."

Limericks

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: When Science Fairs Attack! Millennial Love and Balls and Yikes!

Bluff The Listener

Our panelists read three stories about a new job opportunity, only one of which is true.

Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: "Tears For Beers," "Universal Laughter" and "The Letter Diet."