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Now panel, what will be the next cause to get a big fundraising song? Amy Dickenson.

AMY DICKINSON: OK, well, the song isn't written yet, but Miley Cyrus, this week, she called dibs on Iraq and Syria because ISIS rhymes with crisis.

SAGAL: That's true. She'll go from there. P.J. O'Rourke.

O'ROURKE: It's professional athlete off-field behavior. And the song is Will You Bench Me Tomorrow?


SAGAL: And Paula Poundstone.

PAULA POUNDSTONE: Fortunately, a lot of celebrities are getting together to do a benefit song performance for butt acne.


BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Well, if you hear any of those songs, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to P.J. O'Rourke, Paula Poundstone and Amy Dickinson. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.


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