David Letterman returned to comedy at a Friday show in San Antonio, saying that retiring from Late Night before Donald Trump announced his presidential run was "the biggest mistake of my life."
He offered a brand-new Top Ten list, aimed directly at the Donald. Shots taken included:
10 - His toupee is actually the gopher in "Caddyshack."
8 - Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.
2 - He's irritated so many Mexicans he's new movie called NO Amigos.
Watch the full list below.
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Transcript
RENEE MONTAGNE, HOST:
Good morning. I'm Renee Montagne. David Letterman says, retiring from Late Night before Donald Trump announced his presidential run was the biggest mistake of my life. So he returned to action at a comedy show in San Antonio, offering a new top 10 list aimed at the Donald. Ten - his toupee is actually the gopher in "Caddyshack." Eight - Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children. Two - he's irritated so many Mexicans, his new movie is called "No Amigos." It's MORNING EDITION. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.
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